If you cry for bagels...you must be from New Jersey, Long Island, or Connecticut...it's the law
Ok, I really want the smoked salmon more than the bagels, but it seems like such an easy, normal breakfast food, I'm shocked they're no where to be found. If there was a decent bagel shop, the smoked salmon would be there. Of course, you're just now starting to see shrimp and grits on breakfast menus. #shrug