Rhombus
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What are the opinions on adult men wearing jorts (denim jean shorts) ?
I used to wear them, until partner convinced me not to. But I suppose they're still marginally OK. That is, if they're actual purchased jorts, not cut-offs. Something like this is acceptable.
Nerdy, but acceptable.
But demin cut-offs? Not no way. Not no how. Totally unacceptable.
There was this 50ish guy wearing the most ridiculous cut-offs. It's obvious he cut them himself, because no woman could ever do such a hatchet job. One leg was about 4 inches above his knee and relatively straight. The other leg was about 3 inches higher, cut on an acute sloping angle. He was also sporting the same 1970s style haircut, long over the ears, that he wore as a teen. It's obvious he was single, because no woman (or male partner) would tolerate cut-offs and hair like he had.
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And what's with these guys in their late 50s, 60s, or above who are wearing the same short swim trunks they bought in the 1980s? I know swim trunks and shorts have been getting shorter in the past few years, but it's obvious these guys dig out the same vintage pair once a year to wear to the beach. No amount of nagging from their wives can convince them to update. I'm surprised the elastic around the waist still functions.
Well, I suppose they're not as bad as many of the current shorter bathing suit styles. Any male even considering wearing the majority of these new styles never had a Man Card to begin with.
And some men, regardless of age, who wear the proper knee length bathing suits, sometimes pull up the leg fabric while sitting or laying down in an futile attempt to get their thighs tanned. Instead, they end up looking like this Neapolitan Ice Cream Boy.
I used to wear them, until partner convinced me not to. But I suppose they're still marginally OK. That is, if they're actual purchased jorts, not cut-offs. Something like this is acceptable.
Nerdy, but acceptable.But demin cut-offs? Not no way. Not no how. Totally unacceptable.
There was this 50ish guy wearing the most ridiculous cut-offs. It's obvious he cut them himself, because no woman could ever do such a hatchet job. One leg was about 4 inches above his knee and relatively straight. The other leg was about 3 inches higher, cut on an acute sloping angle. He was also sporting the same 1970s style haircut, long over the ears, that he wore as a teen. It's obvious he was single, because no woman (or male partner) would tolerate cut-offs and hair like he had.
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And what's with these guys in their late 50s, 60s, or above who are wearing the same short swim trunks they bought in the 1980s? I know swim trunks and shorts have been getting shorter in the past few years, but it's obvious these guys dig out the same vintage pair once a year to wear to the beach. No amount of nagging from their wives can convince them to update. I'm surprised the elastic around the waist still functions.
Well, I suppose they're not as bad as many of the current shorter bathing suit styles. Any male even considering wearing the majority of these new styles never had a Man Card to begin with.
And some men, regardless of age, who wear the proper knee length bathing suits, sometimes pull up the leg fabric while sitting or laying down in an futile attempt to get their thighs tanned. Instead, they end up looking like this Neapolitan Ice Cream Boy.
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I'd watch that all day. And even if the guy can't see his feet because his six pack has morphed into a beer belly, he'd still look better in a pair of those than a speedo! 
dang
