HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!

Happy Canada Day everyone, Hope your day is great!!


Forget Rednecks...
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians ; during a recent
appearance at Ceaser's in Windsor:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work
there,
You may live in Canada ..

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through two feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both
unlocked,
You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction,
You may live in Canada .

(this is my favourite, because how true)

If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .

If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .

That was funny!
Thanks for posting!
Happy Canada Day!

Great post! Happy Canada Day everyone

Happy Canada Day from Winnipeg! Everyone ready for fireworks?

That was hilarious! And how true lol. Thanks for posting

ETA. I was just sent this link from a friend. Canada Day song by Hatfield Family.

Haha, those were funny! Though coming from the Vancouver area most of the snow ones don't apply here ;-)

Happy Canada Day Canadian dis'ers!!!

So funny - thanks for taking the time to post! Happy Canada Day, everyone!

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Happy Canada Day!

Happy Canada Day! It's a hot one here in BC, just looked at thermometer on patio yikes! 32 in the shade

Happy Canada day!!

Well I'm going to say Happy Canada Day today. We are taking a couple of days off to tour "la belle province". Took a tour through my old childhood neighborhood of Dollard des Ormeaux yesterday, and as soon as we got off the highway, there was a huge sign saying "Canada Day postponed to July 2nd"; it was a VERY wet day in much of central Canada. So to all those in DDO tonight, I wish you a happy Canada Day! To the rest of the Canuckleheads who celebrated yesterday, a belated Happy Canada Day. Only two more years to 150!